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Bob walks into the office at his Porsche mechanics shop. Behind the desk is a new sign. It says;
Trial lawyers and their cars not welcome.
Bob asks his mechanic why he has the new sign. The mechanic says it's because all trial lawyers are *********s. Bob tells his mechanic he's terribly offended and he's going to take his business elsewhere. The mechanic apologizes, saying, "Sorry, Bob. I didn't know you were a lawyer."
"I'm not." replied Bob. "I'm an *********."
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My work here is nearly finished.
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