[Icemaster]

The monkey f***ing a football gets used QUITE a bit in my job. I have to admit that's probably one of my favorites.

My mom used to use the s*it through a goose one all the time. Never understood it until we had a duck crash land in our backyard one winter and we nursed it back to health for a week. Cheeeerist what a mess.

It never made sense to me when she referred to me or my brothers as a little son of a bit*h. Uh Mom???