If the sight of under-dressed females in church disturbs you, there's always the
Rainbow Sash Movement
I went to catholic middle and high school. My most important lesson was that the girls who were the most devout on the outside were the most devious on the inside
. Even more so as you get older, the less flashy women tend to be a much better catch once you get 'em in the boat; they're used to having to work harder, while the flashy trollops get away with just laying there.
In the longshot that there really is a hell, I'm going. Save a cold spot for me, will ya?