Overpaid - your post is hilarious! I've been there way too many times! Dress and ready to go, but she's still putting on the makeup...
Except with me, when I finally dispair and realize we won't make it on time, I sit down and start watching TV, to which Mrs. Z-man states, "What are you doing! Turn off that thing and get ready! We're going to be late!"
-Z.