Purry, your great difficulty was not posting a really serious topic. Had it been honestly thought-provoking, we would have thought about it.
As it is, units of measure applicable to items covered under the UCMJ Article 112a are far more interesting and thought provoking.
This also provides an insight into NoStatic's thought processes, and explains why I'm so rotten at Zen. Not nearly enough money invested in dimebags in the '60s, clearly. Anyone ever figure out "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds?"
Dan