[juanbenae]

i will be in a wedding party this weekend as a groomsman, i know, i know, you can dress him up but can you really take him anywhere you hope to impress? my lack of civility is another topic, for another thread, for another time....

the wedding party has been positioned by height, and believe it or not there are actually TWO guys in the party shorter than me! that being said this guy is a life long friend that i still see quite often, his wife to be is a bit of a stranger to us. there will be the bestman, then the two vertically challenged guys go, so im 3rd to toast the couple. i will have had a few by then to loosen the mind, and tie a bit, but any suggestions for toast material?

i will be hoping to get some suggestions by high noon pacific time when i split for the day, so lets help a fellow pelican out here.

and yes i did draw one of the hotter chicks in the wedding party, celebrity she most resembles? i will noodle that through and repost before departure.