I am 6'2" and 270lbs, so it takes a bit to put me down
but yea I get your point.
"You should try a good single malt from Islay, like Laphroaig."
Me....
"Hey Merle, three fingers of Laphroaig."
Barkeep....
"What did you say about my wife?"
Like I said, little pub
I will give it a try next time i'm in the city though.