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Farmer walking through town sees a sign
"PAINLESS MULE TRAINING"
Asks the proprietor "That true?"
The proprietor answers "Yup..My training don't urt the animal".
Man decides to bring his contrary MULE in for training.
Proprietor walks around the animal, sizes it up, grabs an axhandle and whacks the mule right between the eyes. Hard.
"What did you do that for?" screams the farmer. "You said the training was painless!!"
The proprietor turned, smiled and answered. "Yup. The training is painless. Have to get the mule's attention first."
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Bob S. former owner of a 1984 silver 944
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