I've passed more than one on the highway near my home, and I know of no better way to clean up the trash on side of the road.
More often than not it's a women's cellblock, though. Odd.
Now, THIS is deterrent:
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/m/miracopjail.htm
That aside, Burnin' Oil, I think you should take them in and give them a good foster home, it's obvious you think they're simply wayward children.