I just call it "She" or "the Baby"
My co-workers call it "The love machine"
My 16 year old brother, "I'll be suprised if that piece of ***** passes inspection"
My friends, "Whoa what was that red blur that just went past?" "Little red cherry" "Ian's red car"
A certain lady: "OOOH! The shifter is waay far forward! How convenient
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My dad, "Stop taking up the whole garage."
I've come to the conclusion that all Porsches are female. It has to be if it causes you that much trouble, empties your wallet down to nothing, and you still come running back for more.