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It's been said that George Herbert Walker Bush chose Dan Quayle as his running mate because Dan reminded George Senior of George Junior. How similar are they? Here's your chance to find out. Below are quotes from both Danny and
Dubya. See if you can tell who said what.

1. "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three nonfatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."

2. "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

3. "It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce."

4. "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy -- but that could change."

5. "In my sentences, I go where no man has gone before."

6. "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is."

7. "One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected."

8. "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."

9. "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."

10. "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."

11. "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

12. "If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure."

13. "I think it's fine, as long as it's Christian prayers. Anything else is un-American."

14. "We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising'."

15. "There's an old saying that says, fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me ... you can't get fooled again."

16. "Japan is an important ally of ours. Japan and the United States of the Western industrialized capacity, 60 percent of the GNP, two countries. That's a statement in and of itself."

17. "I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure."

18. "Look, I've done it their way this far and now it's my turn. I'm my own handler. Any questions? Ask me ... There's not going to be any more handler stories because I'm the handler ... I'm Doctor Spin."

19. "The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."

20. "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

21. "I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning."

22. "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."

23. "Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."

24. "Don't forget about the importance of the family. It begins with the family. We're not going to redefine the family. Everybody knows the definition of the family." [Meaningful pause.] "A child." [Meaningful pause.] "A mother." [Meaningful pause.] "A father. There are other arrangements of the family, but that is a family and family values."

25. "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

26. "I've been very blessed with wonderful parents and a wonderful family, and I am proud of my family. Anybody turns to their family. I have a very good family. I'm very fortunate to have a very good family. I believe very strongly in the family. It's one of the things we have in our platform, is to talk about it."

27. "They misunderestimated me."

28. "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

29. "They want the federal government controlling social security like it's some kind of federal program."

30. "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

31. "Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things ... anti-immigrant, for example. And we're not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. We're a party that welcomes people."

32. "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

33. "I'm gonna talk about the ideal world, Chris. I've read -- I understand reality. If you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do."

34. "I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."

35. "When I'm talking about ... when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."

36. "My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right."

37. "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

38. "We are leaders of the world of the space program. We have been the leaders of the world of our ... of the space program and we're not going to continue where we're going to go, not withstanding the Soviet Union's demise and collapse -- the former Soviet Union -- we now have independent republics which used to be called the Soviet Union. Space is the next frontier to be explored. And we're going to explore. Think of all the things we rely upon in space today: communications from ... Japan, detection of potential ballistic missile attacks. Ballistic missiles are still here. Other nations do have ballistic missiles. How do you think we were able to detect some of the Scud missiles and things like that? Space, reconnaissance, weather, communications -- you name it. We use space a lot today."

39. "People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."

40. "I deserve respect for the things I did not do."

41. "I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes."

42. "For NASA, space is still a high priority."

43. "Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?"

44. "I suppose three important things certainly come to my mind that we want to say thank you. The first would be our family. Your family, my family -- which is composed of an immediate family of a wife and three children, a larger family with grandparents and aunts and uncles. We all have our family, whichever that may be ... The very beginnings of civilization, the very beginnings of this country, goes back to the family. And time and time again, I'm often reminded, especially in this Presidential campaign, of the importance of a family, and what a family means to this country. And so when you say thanks, I suppose the first thing that would come to mind would be to thank the Lord for the family."

45. "We ought to make the pie higher."

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Answers: Odd-numbered quotes are from Dubya, even-numbered quotes are from
Danny.