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Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Dade County, FL.
Posts: 1,145
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Why a 914 is superior to a 911/912E
The 914 has front hood "springs" the 911 body style has "gas struts".
When the springs on a 914 go bad you just stretch them up a notch, or at worst the hood sags.
On a 911 you (well me actually) use your great grandfathers carpenter square to hold the hood up while you (again I mean "me") remove the gas tank... and at 19:45 at night, without a light, without a brain... bump... what wassss OOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!
After the offical Florida recount:
5 staples in the receeding hairline,
4 hours in the ER with your MOM telling you about all the times when you (again me) "bonked" your head when you were three,
12 Darvacets,
1 Tetnus shot,
and a $175 ER bill in a pear tree.....
Please, be safe everyone, use jack stands, not a jack or air bags. Use a colapsable hood support not a carpenders square. And PLEASE don't work on an incline.
Peace in the middle east...
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