[KevinP73]

Years ago my roomate and I were having some friends over for a little weekend fun. Late into the evening his date was drunk and getting on everyones nerves. I had backed her to a wall to explain that if she didn't mellow out she would have to leave. She didn't take well to the idea and was screaming at me to "just try it". My roomate stepped in between us to seperate us and she knee'd that poor boy in the groin so bad it made him blow chunks. I picked her up by the arm pits and went to toss her out the back door. I wasn't trying to hurt her but it was time for this 85lb dorm room delight to be gone. As I tossed her she grabbed two handfulls of my hair and I went down with her. There's the two of us on the grass with her on her back and me on top of her and her screaming bloody murder how she's going to make our lives a living hell. I was trying to get up but her grip on my hair was death defying. I reeled back and with all my might drilled this she devil in the gut. Nothing, not even a whimper. I was preparing for a second assault when what I thought was my roomate or other party guest's pulling me by the back of my collar turned out to be two Burbank Police Officers called to the scene by a neighbor. Once they seperated the two of us, she proceeded to take them on. Full tilt no hold barred. She ended her night in a drunk tank facing charges from me, my roomate and two of Burbanks finest.
Now you wonder if it's ever appropriate to strike a woman?