[RickM]

Good ones. Dan you were one active practical joker...phew.

Here's one of my famous ones "The Ultimate Stink Bomb".....

When in junior high I was into hunting and trapping with the local boys. I decided to develop the ultimate lure for animals. I took the juice from a fresh squid and filled a dropper bottle with the stuff. Well, I forgot about my bright idea and 2 weeks later opened the bottle. Holy $hit...this had to be the worst and strongest smelling stuff on earth. (on the same level as "what crawled up there and died" x 100)
I bring the bottle onto the school bus the next day and secretly open the bottle....ROFLMAO as I recount the events to follow......The bus driver had to pull the bus over to evacuate the gagging kids.
Next was a whiff in the cafeteria....same deal, everyone cleared out.
Last was in the gym locker room. One of the kids grabbed the bottle and smashed it. I ran out of there before the bottle even hit the ground. The herd of kids out of there looked like wildebeest migration in Africa. I remember the coach running out, covering his mouth and nose, and yelling at me...."Are you responsible for this!!!!!????!!!!"