Hey...I think I'm on to something here...who on the board fits this character:
"I've trained myself not to laugh or smile. Watched a hundred hours of The Three Stooges. Every time I felt like smiling, I jabbed myself in the stomach with a cattle prod."
"Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion."
"...it's the duty of every real American to be on the lookout for goldbricks, pinko's and fellow travelers. 'Course without the likes of Americans like you the jobs of Americans like me would be a lot more difficult. But don't get me wrong, Americans like me like difficult jobs. So don't get the idea you're doing the CIA any favors. We don't really need Americans like you, we don' need anybody."
"My father once put his arm around me like that. To this day he has to wear orthopedic shirts."
"Don't play dumb with me, you're not as good at it as I am"