|
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy!
A catholic priest and a lawyer are sitting on a park bench when a young boy walks by. "I'd sure like to screw him!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the lawyer.
__________________
"You go to the track with the Porsche you have, not the Porsche you wish you had."
'03 E46 M3
'57 356A
Various VWs
|