[Mule]

This morning on Fox an author was telling another BS story from John "please elect me so I don't have to sleep with that haggard old b!tch anymore" Kerry's dog (named VC) getting blown of the swift boat by a mine & sailing onto another boat. Several days later a crewman from another boat asks Kerry if he lost his dog. Kerry says yes & the crewman returns VC. NO ONE REMEMBERS SEEING KERRY WITH A DOG!