John Kerry, as Waldo, plays a game with us.
Per Kerry's speech commemorating Martin Luther King Day, Jan. 20, 2003:
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I remember well April 1968--I was serving in Vietnam--a place of violence--when the news reports brought home to me and my crewmates the violence back home--and the tragic news that one of the bullets flying that terrible spring took the life of that unabashedly maladjusted citizen.
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The thing is, Kerry did not serve in Vietnam until more than half a year later . . . November 1968. (See: JohnKerry.com, among others)
So . ..
Where was Waldo? . . April 4th/5th, 1968.
I can't find him. The closest he could have been would be the Gulf on Tonkin. . . .That is hardly
"serving in Vietnam" . . but at least he "remembers it well"
Seared, seared, I tell you.

this guy is waaay funnier than Dan Quayle.