Porsche Guru Wayne Dempsey HAD AFFAIR WITH UNDERAGE INTERN, SOURCES SAY
BY JULIE ANN PIETRANGELO
Fri, Aug 27, 2004 at 11:16:17 EDT
El Segundo, California (INDY) -- Local Porsche Guru Wayne Dempsey is holed up in his El Segundo home tonight amidst swirling allegations that he engaged in an inappropriate relationship with his underage intern.
"I seen that Dempsey crossing the state border with a large lump next to him in the car, covered in a blanket. At first I thought it was a load of laundry, but then I saw a load of blonde hair and known it was that underage intern done works for him," said local snoop Tabs.
Dempsey was confronted as he entered his El Segundo Works office building today, but refused to answer reporters' questions and became openly agitated when confronted on his whereabouts on the night of Aug 25.
"Whatever a man does in the privacy of his car as he races 'cross state lines ain't but nobody's business," Dempsey bellowed. When informed that crossing state lines with an underage intern is a felony he sniffed and replied: "I didn't even know that underage intern was underage, and none of us can prove it."
Police are investigating the claims of both Tabs and an unnamed farmer who swears he saw a fuschia-poncho clad Dempsey smuggling a donkey into a U-Haul last week.
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