[dd74]

Originally posted by island911
Yeah, and if you find yourself marching across fields, playing bag-pipes, you can take a crap w/o missing a note (or whatever it is those pipes put out).

Oh and for the extra sharp urban kilt look; spend the extra time to iron all those pleats well. . . .and use fabric-softener . . .the one with the teddy-bear on the pink bottle.

I don't know if I understood everything you said here, but I was laughing so hard, it doesn't really matter!