[Superman]

Nope, I don't have any kilts, and frankly I'd be too embarrassed to wear them in public. No, I just wear skirts and dresses. I have several and borrow others. I thought I looked pretty good in a tight black mini-dress this last time. For those who are now scratching their heads, I only do this at a very large private (and quite liberal as you might guess) party in Oregon each July. Oh, and also at home if I need to feel pretty (kidding, guys).

But yeah, I know what you mean. Most of the guys I've seen wearing Utilikilts have legs like furry telephone poles, and faces like Chewbaca.