[Mule]

Bush, Cheney & the Pope head out of Kennebunkport to do some fishing. After some time a great white shark surfaces with John Kerry in his mouth. Kerry is screaming & kicking & bloodied. Cheney immediatly gaffs the shark. He & Bush wrestle the shark onto the boat and after a great deal of fighting wrest Kerry from the shark's jaws. The pope speaks up, "You men are surely children of God. Even though you are engaged in a fight for your political lives with this man, John Kerry, when you saw him in peril, you risked all to save his life. The Lord will surely bless you!"

Cheney turns to Bush "Did you hear what the Pope just said?" Bush replys, "Yeah, he don't know ***** about shark fishing does he? How's the bait holding up?"