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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Wandering Connecticut
Posts: 9,294
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Okay. Here's why it would need to be a country club.
- Usually far away from heavily populated areas. More people = more zombies
- Large, open area surrounding building (golf course, duh). If you have to get out and run around, the open area works to your advantage; no narrow passageways that hold surprises, little chance of anything sneaking up on you.
- Stockpiles: believe me, every country club that has a restaurant is VERY well-stocked with food and beverage.
- Dining room: Lots of big tables means lots of wood to erect barricades.
-Roof: most country clubs are one- or two-stories. Zombies can't climb. The roofs are low enough that you are close enough to a zombie to kill it without having to be an expert marksman. Not only that, but country club roofs are usually flat, so a hellicopter can land there.
- Large Parking lot. May not seem important, but what if you have to make a quick escape, and the zombies are all concentrated within one area? Go around the lot, and get out some other way.
- Activities to pass the time; if you are safe and barricaded inside, while someone else is on watch, it can get pretty boring. Most clubs have card tables, pool tables, etc... and if there are no zombies to be seen for miles, you can go swimming or play tennis.
Anyone care to disagree with the country club as the perfect anti-zombie fortress?
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