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B58/732
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Hot as Hell, AZ
Posts: 12,313
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1) Automobile deaths
Ban all vehicles! For your own good, of course.
2) Heart disease deaths
Ban hearts! For your own good, of course.
3) AIDS deaths
Ban sex! For your own good, of course.
4) Cancer deaths
Ban cell division! It's for your own good, I'm telling you.
5) et cetera
Ban ceteras! I mean, really, you can't tell me we actually need those in modern society!!?
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