[Westy]

I used to have pages of these, but they probably got used on a camping trip at the hole-in-the-ground latrine. Help me regain my witicisms and whyisms. Here a couple to get Friday started on a happy and non-partisan start.

Why do you park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

How come when you buy a Parakeet, you only get one?

Why are they called apartments if they're all connected?

Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?


Anyone? Anyone??