"Guarantee you'll pop at least three before the rest wise up."
heheheee. With a brain the size of a pea, they're not known for solving quantum physics equations ..... we were walking out to our decoy spread a few years ago after lunch. As we got closer, we noticed 2 geese sitting in the decoys. We got closer, and closer and closer until finally we're 40 yards away. Then 30 yards. Then 20 yards. These dumbasses are still sitting there, thinking they're safe because the decoys haven't flown away. I wasn't about to shoot them off the water so I threw a rock at them and they flew off before I popped both of them at 30-40 yards.
