[island911]

While clearly, JFKerry, needs no help . .. being such a self-defined, strong leader . .but here-goes . ..

Running the government:

"I, John Kerry have a long Senate history of doing absolutly nothing.

As President, I would continue negleting my job, bringing the US govt to a screaching halt, faster than a Libertarians best dream.

I will let the US troops in Iraq stay . .. or go, as they see fit; as I want to stay consistant on my different stances. They will, however, be cut-off supplies such as body-armor and bullets.

I will work hard on achieving a real tan . . perhaps from windsurfing, or golfing . . or maybe, I'lll just count all of my wifes cash, out by the pool.

Let me reiterate; I will do nothing as president. This campaigning has been hard enough on me already. I need a real vacation. . .say 4 years.

When I decide to pretend that I never said that I would do nothing as president, I will address the US citizens from the French Riviera, to remind them of my Vietnam war hero medals.