[speeder]

Originally posted by island911
While clearly, JFKerry, needs no help . .. being such a self-defined, strong leader . .but here-goes . ..

Running the government:

"I, John Kerry have a long Senate history of doing absolutly nothing.

As President, I would continue negleting my job, bringing the US govt to a screaching halt, faster than a Libertarians best dream.

I will let the US troops in Iraq stay . .. or go, as they see fit; as I want to stay consistant on my different stances. They will, however, be cut-off supplies such as body-armor and bullets.

I will work hard on achieving a real tan . . perhaps from windsurfing, or golfing . . or maybe, I'lll just count all of my wifes cash, out by the pool.

Let me reiterate; I will do nothing as president. This campaigning has been hard enough on me already. I need a real vacation. . .say 4 years.

When I decide to pretend that I never said that I would do nothing as president, I will address the US citizens from the French Riviera, to remind them of my Vietnam war hero medals.

The funny thing is, if Dumbo had continued his lifelong habit of being lazier than a dead cat and done nothing for the last 3 years, we would be immeasurably better off.