Its good to be the king.
One of my favorite police stories involves speeding. I was on my to Chicago and the car broke down. So a state cop stops and asks if we need help, as it turns out the tow truck was gonna be a couple of hours so the trooper offers to drive us to a rental place back to town. Pretty cool of him.
On the way back hes going 100+ all the way

. We get to talking and he says he doesnt pull any body over unless there doing 15 over. Pretty cool of him since hes doing 40 over at the time. Best part is we come to a known speed trap and he lays on the gas a little more, turns out a county sheriff was waiting. I just laughed at the big grin on the troopers face as he mentions that the sheriff is probably getting all excited for a 110+ speeding bust.