[bryanthompson]

He's not a reporter, he's a pundit. He's hired for his _opinion_. They have Shepherd Smith and Laurie Dhue for the News.

Btw, i believe the correct spelling is "Douche" as in, "Kerry is a waffling douche." It can be used together with the word "bag" to form something like, "John Edwards is an ambulance chasing douche bag."