[BlueSkyJaunte]

2:1 - Edwards's hair catches on fire
2:1 - Cheney's 'hair' falls off
3:1 - Edwards mistakenly calls moderator 'your honor'
4:1 - Cheney mistaken calls moderator '**** head'
5:1 - Edwards channels spirit of dead baby girl
5:1 - Cheney tells moderator to '**** off'
10:1 - Cheney tells Edwards to '**** off'
10:1 - Edwards says 'objection' at least once
15:1 - Edwards forgets what Kerry's position is today
15:1 - Cheney suffers non-fatal heart attack
25:1 - Bush accidentally walks out on stage before being scolded by Rove
25:1 - Cheney tells America to '**** off'
50:1 - Edwards threatens suit against all of America
50:1 - Cheney suffers fatal heart attack
100:1 - Cheney takes off mask to reveal that he is The Predator
100:1 - Edwards comes out wearing neck brace
500:1 - Edwards's head spins around
750:1 - Cheney spills water on himself and starts melting
1,000:1 - Both candidates admit they have no idea what is going on
5,000:1 - Both candidates admit they love money, and that is why they are here
5,000:1 - The phrase 'flip flop' is not used once
10,000:1 - The word 'Halliburton' is not used once
100,000:1 - Either one of them says anything meaningful