[cmccuist]

"...I gotta tell 'ya, my proctologist. He's the only one I see eye-to-eye with. Proctologist, there's a job. You start at the bottom and you stay there."

"...I asked my doctor, Doc, is my heart strong enough for sex? He says, 'not if you join in.'"

"...are you kidding me, I know my wife is cheating on me. I come home and the parrot says, 'quick, out the window.'"