Maybe it's my ADD, but I find baseball is about as much fun to watch as drying paint. What's exciting about watching a bunch of overpaid hairy steriod slackers standing around spitting and scratching themselves? The ball is actually in play for what, a solid 4 minutes of the entire game?
Wake me up when women's beach volleyball season starts up again.
This
Or this?
But hey, whatever turns you on...