[hoff944]

Whew!!!!!!! I'm finally back after being abducted by a Bush administration conspiracy I cannot release the details on for fear of being hunted down by Bushy rogue Texas rangers and killed. I'm even in the process of going to the airside with a 911. Anyways, watch out because Red is right, so put on your aluminum foil hats. It is bad enough Bush was behind Sept 11th, but he was also behind the Columbia space shuttle disaster as well. I got the info during my abduction. Bush had it blown up for fear of the crew leaking out information that the mission was REALLY to launch a Bush/Cheney sattelite that is collecting data from people brains. Rumor has it that it is going to be updated for mind control if Bush is elected again in 04'. Well I must go. My phone is ringing. It's probably Michael Moore returning my phone call in reference to doing a Moore/Hoff joint documentary about all of this.