Both funny pieces. It's good to see election humor, instead of election hatred. I think we've reached the point where we know we can't change any more minds and we're just having fun with it now.
Happy!
In any event, the one-eyed-cleric, if properly repaired, will then be known as the ex-one-eye-cleric, so he really doesn't gain anything from the operation. (sigh) Oh, well.
Dan