[BlueSkyJaunte]

I'd modify the oath slightly:

Originally posted by Z-man
Or, if you don't go away, you should take the following oath:

I do solemnly swear that Porsche was the best sports car company in the world, at least until 1998 rolled around and they sold their soul to the stockholders. Now they make trucks and Ford Contour look-alikes. While I do not have an aircooled Porsche today, I will seek to aquire one as soon as possible, even if it means the kids go hungry, and the wife leaves me...