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Is his name David Winters? Because that's my name and I'm in NC, and every so often I get calls from collection agencies looking for 'me'. Apparently I have a doppelganger that dodges his creditors with gusto. Whenever I get the calls, they always sound surprised they actually got 'me' on the phone. Then they're always sheepish and disappointed when I tell them they've got the wrong 'me'.

Having repo'd professionally...man...the stories!! If I'm ever knocking back a few with any of you guys, remind me to recount a few.