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I have been around since the begining of time, my first literary appearence was in the Garden.

Occupation...None...agent Provocture....allthough I did have aspirations of becoming a Mens Room Attendent when I was young, but promptly had those notions beaten outa me...Mother always said I wouldn't amount to much and she was right..

Education..BA in Political Science or so they say from a university that was near the beach....thats all I can remember about the place..and 30 years on the road to put it all together...

Martial Status...None... I still have apples to hand out..

Dependents: I got 2 Airdales do they count?

Born in Detroit...lived in paradise (California) until thrown out...and now living in He11 or so it seems in the summer time...aka Las Vegas...

Religion...Don't need one...some say I am one...but I say belief in God is enough.

Income: Mana from heaven aka the Trust Fund...

Interests: Porsches since I was a lad of 18....Art...American Modernism and Impressionism, Guns, California Arts and Crafts Sterling Silver, Modernist Art Glass.. Italian and Scandinavian. Cooking, Movies, Music, History.... books...chasing the ball aka playing golf.

Political affliation: Machavellian leaning somewhat to the right of Atillia the Hun...and to the left of GW.

Hero: The ultimate outlaw....Keith Richards