If you ever want to have a siezure, check out the "best of CL" on the left side of the Craig's list page......, some seriously funny shizzle there.
I almost got into it w/ some drunk frat boy types in "Democracy Plaza" at the Rockefeller Center in NYC on election night...., I was standing next to a carriage horse when three of them in Bush/Cheney T-shirts walked by. One of them pointed to the horse's face and said, "Hey look, it's John Kerry!" (Pretty funny, in an arsehole way, I'll admit). I pointed to the horse's ass and replied, "Hey look, it's George Bush!"
"What did you say?"
"About what?"