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MY Doggies Diary

8AM....Ouuu I need to go out, let me wake Tabby up...
9AM....Well i tried barking, I tried slobering...and nothings works he's dead to the world ...I tried to wake the fk up...
9:05....Boy I just couldn't wait any longer, took a good one on the carpet
10Am Well it's about time he waking up....maybe he'll feed me...
11AM Ouuuuu he just stepped in it.....I better go hide now....
12AM Well that was a close one....now I am going to hear it all day..yada yada yada...about what a bad dog I am....GRRRRR...
1PM....Time for my nap.....
3PM....Well he's going out again...
3:30PM...Just called Tiffany to get that diamond studded collar I been looking at....I just put it on the card..
3:35 PM....Hope that other Mutt I share this house with doesn't get jealous and snitch me off to him....like that cat did....GRRRR..
4PM...Well I'm bored now.... I've draged that oriental rug around the house, I've chewed on it, his shoes were tasty enough but now that I've chewed them to pieces theres nothing to do.
4:05 PM Time for a nap......