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A young man called Fergus wanted to purchase a gift for his new
sweetheart Sarah as they had not been together for very long and he wanted to
surprise her. After careful consideration he decided that a pair of gloves
would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal. Accompanied by
his sister he went to Harrods and bought a dainty pair of white gloves.
The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the same time.

During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items and the
sister got the gloves and Fergus got the panties. Later, without thinking to
check the contents, he sent the package to his sweetheart with the following
note attached:

Dear Sarah,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for my sister I
would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that
are easier to remove. I am aware that these are a delicate shade, but the
lady I bought them from showed me the pair that she had been wearing for
the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on
for me and she looked really smart even though they were a little tight on
her. She also told me that her pair helps to keep her ring clean and shiny;
in fact she had not needed to wash it since she had begun wearing them. I
wish I were there to put them on for you for the first time, as no doubt many
other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off remember to blow into them before putting them
away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how
many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope that you will
wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love
Fergus

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing.