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WELL, THE ELECTIONS ARE OVER AND IT IS KIND OF BORING OVER HERE RIGHT NOW,,,,HMMMMM, BRING IT ON. WE NEVER GET TIRED OF KICKING THE SAME A** OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

BRING THE CROWN JEWELS WITH YOU. LAURA NEEDS A TIARA, YOU KNOW?.

BY THE WAY, SHOULDN'T THE COUNTRY THAT DISCOVERED ALUMINUM HAVE A SAY IN HOW IT'S PRONOUNCED? JUST CURIOUS.

MY BEER IS FIVE PERCENT AND DOESN'T TASTE LIKE YOUR CRIMINAL COUSIN'S VEGAMITE,,,,LIKE DUDE, IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT?

WE RECOGNISE YOUR ACCENTS, WE JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM. CHIT CHIT AN OLL THAT, GOOD MAN.

BY ALL MEANS PISS OFF MICROSOFT, BUT BE CAREFUL. I THINK MR GATES COULD AFFORD TO BUY YOUR LITTLE ISLANDS.

STOP PLAYING FOOTBALL? I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. IT IS NOT A GAME, IT IS OUR VERSION OF A PENAL COLONY. MOST OF THESE MEN HAVE SIGNIFICANT CRIMINAL HISTORY, AND ARE SIMPLY WORKING OFF THEIR TIME.

READ THE PAPERS,,,,,WE ALREADY DECLARED WAS ON QUEBEC AND FRANCE. WE DON'T EVEN EAT DANON YOGURT ANYMORE. JEEEES, KEEP UP WITH US SOLDIER!

YOU ARE MISTAKEN. OUR CHIPS ARE ORIGINAL, AND WERE INVENTED LONG BEFORE YA'LL CAME TO OUR WORLD. THEY COME FROM BUFALOES AND BURN QUITE WELL. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT OUR CHIPS, I'D SAY THAT'S A GOOD CALL ON YOUR PART.

WARM FLAT BEER IS WHAT WE USE AS BAIT TO CATCH SLUGS AND SNAILS. HMMMMM, I SEE YOUR POINT.

WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRICE OF GASOLINE. WERE RICH AMERICA, REMEMBER. BESIDES, WE'RE THE ONES INVENTING THE FUEL CELL. YES WE WILL SELL YOU SOME. 200 % MARKUP AND A 500% ENGLISH TARIFF SHOULD SATISFY US.

YOU ARE PROBABLY CORRECT ABOUT US NOT HAVING GUNS. WE DON'T NEED THEM. WE DIDN'T HAVE THEM IN 1812, AND THAT WORKED OUT ALL RIGHT.

JULY 4TH IS NOT JUST OUR HOLIDAY, IT'S HALF THE WORLD'S HOLIDAY. THAT MARKED THE END OF SOME ANTIQUATED EMPIRE WHOS NAME ESCAPES ME AT THE MOMENT.

I'LL KEEP MY AMERICAN CARS, THANKYOU. WOULD YOU CARE FOR A QUICK ROUND OF DEMOLITION DERBY? THAT IS IF YOU CAN GET YOUR ELECTRICAL SYSTEM WORKING.

AND OF COURSE WE KNEW YOU WOULD GET AROUND TO THE JFK THANG. WHAT'S THAT? IT'S DRIVING YA'LL CRAZY? AHHHHHHHHH, I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER.

BY THE WAY, WHO ARE YOU? DO YOU LIVE IN NORTH AMERICA? HMMMMM, JUST WONDERED, 'CAUSE I DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE BEYOND OUR BORDERS.

WE DON'T DRINK TEA OVER HERE, WE DRINK COFFEE. JEEEES (AGAIN) MAN!!! WHY DO YOU THINK WE DUMPED ALL THAT ***** IN THE BAY TO BEGIN WITH?

DAMN THE TORPEDOS, FULL SPEED AHEAD. (NOW THAT'S A HORNBLOWER!!!)
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Last edited by Westy; 11-19-2004 at 11:01 AM..
Old 11-19-2004, 10:50 AM
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