hee-hee-hee, the cat turds are called "Scooby Snacks" and "Kitty Roca" at our house
Our German Shepard has taken to only eating one half of the cat food and leaving the other side of the bowl untouched after repeated scoldings. I think maybe the two cats ganged up on her too.
She used to help herself to fruit and food left on the counter but she mellowed with age and now doesn't touch anything.
Good luck!