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News Flash?

This is a repost from another thread, but I thought it worthwhile for all the bashing of neutral/passive countries like NZ, Canada etc by my brethren. What if.....


this just in:

"-Reuters


The Canadian Prime Minister announced today the secret completion of short range nuclear weapons arraingment along the U.S. border.

Apparently long angered at American anti-Canadian sentiment, especially posts in certain automotive BBS's, the Prime Minister announced "no longer will Canada take second or third place in the continent of the Americas". "We will no longer allow ourselves to be be called cowards ever again" he announced in a seperate meeting.
Public news of this anouncement has created public-support marches in most of the major cities.

Yesterday it was revealed that billions of Canadian dollars had been used to secretly purchase the latest Soviet radar systems, SAMs, and anti-aircraft weapondry, and an undetermined amount of Canadian troops had massed along the U.S.-Canadian border.
Also shocking to the world at large was the anouncement that a Canadian-Russian-Chinese mutual aid pact had long been in affect, and that furthur plans included North Korea, Argentina, Syria, and Iran."
Old 11-26-2004, 07:39 AM
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