[Joeaksa]

> Watch and Learn
>
> George and Laura Bush, and Bill and Hillary Clinton,
> are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the
> station, George and Laura each buy a ticket and
> watch as Bill and Hillary buy just one ticket.
>
> "How are the two of you going to travel on only one
> ticket?" asks George W, astonished at what he is
> seeing.
>
> "Watch and learn," answers Hillary.
>
> They all board the train. George and Laura take
> their respective seats, but Bill and Hillary cram
> into a toilet together and close the door.
>
> Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor
> comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the
> toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door
> opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a
> ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
>
>
> The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a
> clever idea, so after the game they decide to try a
> similar plan on the return trip. When they get to
> the station they see the Clinton's at the window
> buying a single ticket for the return trip. To their
> astonishment, the Clinton's see that the Bushes
> don't buy any ticket at all.
>
> "Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling
> without a ticket?" says Hillary.
>
> "Watch and learn," answers Laura Bush.
>
> When they board the train the Bushes cram themselves
> into a toilet, and the Clinton's cram into another
> toilet just down the way.
>
> Shortly after the train is on its way, George W.
> leaves their toilet and walks over to the toilet in
> which the Clinton's are hiding. George W. knocks on
> their door and says, "Ticket, please."
>
> (And they are still trying to figure out how the
> Democrats lost that election.)