With the Blue States in hand, the Democrats have firm control of:
- 80% of the world's fresh water;
- over 90% of our pineapple and lettuce;
- 93% of the artichoke production;
- 95% of America's export quality wines
- 90% of all cheese production;
- most of the US low-sulfur coal;
- all living redwoods,sequoias and condors;
- the gorgeous Oregon beaches and forests;
- all the Ivy League and Seven Sister schools, plus Stanford, CalTech and MIT.
We can live simply but well.
On the other hand, the Republicans, having the Red States, now have to cope with:
- 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health care cost spike);
- 92% of all US mosquitoes;
- the entire US population of crocodiles and alligators;
- 90% of the US poisonous snakes;
- 99% of all Southern Baptists;
- 100% of all Televangelists and Rush Limbaugh;
- Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
A high price to pay for controlling the presidency!