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Originally posted by widebody911
With the Blue States in hand, the Democrats have firm control of:- 80% of the world's fresh water;
- over 90% of our pineapple and lettuce;
- 93% of the artichoke production;
- 95% of America's export quality wines
- 90% of all cheese production;
- most of the US low-sulfur coal;
- all living redwoods,sequoias and condors;
- the gorgeous Oregon beaches and forests;
- all the Ivy League and Seven Sister schools, plus Stanford, CalTech and MIT.
We can live simply but well.
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You forgot to mention you also enjoy (disclaimer: the following are all my SWAGs; some one that actually knows what they are talking about can fill in the real numbers):
90% of the nations heroin addicts.
90% of the nation's AIDs sufferers.
90% of the nation's murders.
90% of the nation's divorces.
90% of the nation's high school dropouts.
90% of the nation's pregnant teens (o.k., so only if you don't include the ones by their brothers and cousins).
90% of the nation's Hillarys.
Further disclaimer: The above numbers have a projected accuracy rate of at least that provided in the post that started all this.