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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: N. Phoenix AZ USA
Posts: 28,987
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"After 3 dates he couldn't tell me what color my eyes are!"........Oh!!!...All men ever do is stare at my t--s!! I'll show them!"
Had a lady in HR at my old company who was the nicest thing in the world. Smart, good personality and very cute. Unfortunately she bought off on her boyfriends wish for big boobs and got the operation.
She returned to work a week later and on Monday we always had a meeting of the weeks priority cases for the department heads. One of the guys there thought women were good only for one or two things and he had a problem that morning. He could not keep his eyes off of her new figure and was rather pointed about it.
After a hour of going through everything we were about to end the meeting, this woman stood up and turned to the jerk and said "Kurt, my eyes are here, and pointed to her head," turned around and waltzed out. Gutted him in front of everyone and it was the talk of the office for weeks. He deserved every bit of it and possibly more. For some reason his paperwork kept getting lost in HR until he left the company a year later...
JoeA
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