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Originally posted by BigD9146gt
It was adopted way back in the day when an English Prince married a German Princess and she had to have a tree with decorations for christmas.
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knew it was a woman! It would have to be a woman's demand to take a perfectly good tree growing right outside and have a man move it into the house where it can be "beautified," before it requires endless hours of care and feeding in the form of cleaning up those stupid needles on the floor! Who gets to take the tree to the landfill after Christmas? Who gets to vacuum up that mess when the tree is gone? Yeah, see? And who gets to sit around on her fat a$$ eating Christmas chocolates and saying things like "I'll diet in January, honey!" while you're busting your a$$ trying to get that tree mess cleaned up?
Women! Who needs 'em. I'm going for a drive!
Dan