[Mule]

Rigt after 9/11 I said we should send somebody to the middle east to deliver a modified version of the speach that Clint Eastwood gave at the end of Unforgiven. Something like "We came over here & found your oil & made you rich beyond your wildest dreams. But ya'll can't seem to get along. All you do is dwell on this hate your religion spouts. Now you have 90 days to get your ***** staight. If yu don't, in 90 days we're coming back. But we won't be back to talk. If we have to come back, we're coming back to kill everything that walks, crawls or sits still. We will put Exxon in charge of the whole region & gas will be 36 cents a gallon in the USA. So if you can't get your ***** straight & you don't want to die, pack up your camel & ride."